Kudos to Ishak (heh, Spore’s first prez was also Ishak, that name is jackpot) for being Spore’s first ever Malay SAF general. Heh. “Malay”. Hmmph. I guess race politics is still branded on our foreheads and we can’t see each other as Sporeans, but as CIMOs still. Whatever. Anyway, the forums and other parts of our web village has ample compliments on Ishak’s stardom, as well as the expected bitching and dissing about his BGship. Ishak is the big kahuna of 6th Div mind you, the tip of the combined arms kill spear, not some wayang Mindef desk job in charged of the SAF MDC.
Small step or giant leap for Malays in the SAF? Heh. IMHO, Ishak is more than mere tokenism only if Sporeans, Malays and non-Malays, choose to see it so. If we don’t transcend that, anything would merely be tokenism or a sham, even if real change smacked us like a cold fish in the face. LOL That said, methinks the SAF’s racist policy perhaps a wee bit justified in the past is the policy that fraks up Sporeans and divides us along chow fun and nasi goreng enclaves still. Ironic huh? The policy to ensure Spore’s security by supposedly keeping out Malays from the military is the very policy that sows distrust among Sporeans and poses as an internal destabiliser. SAF’s very own Malay Dilemma, its very own Ouroboros.
Pwah. Tiong Bahru residents maybe got their own Hotel 81! Hosay liao if you is tiko go find PRC ger from Tiananmen near by. No need go expensive Furama! Go Tiong Bahru cheap cheap Hotel 81 boleh oredi! Ai pni, ai chi, ai dua liap ni! Value for money! Bang for your buck! hehe But if you got family, dis type of environment ….eeehhh.
Residents dulan as their neghbourhood image rosak if got dis type of charge by hour hotel which is used as fuckshop! STB oso know liao and now say Hotel 81 heven appry for licence to start in Tiong Bahru yet. hehe heven appry oso means Hotel 81 maybe appry in few weeks time when dis daiji ppl forgets liao.
Who can brame the Tiong Bahru ppl as they scared dat their old charming estate with SIT (the laopeh of HDB) housing bcomes a mini-Geylang. Joo Chiat oso liddat. Nonya heritage town in the end turning into lupsup town. hehe the tiko ah pek go there hope to find their own xiao niang re! So gahment bohpian then say no hourly rates in Joo Chiat hotels. I thinks Joo Chiat residents still pek chek with MP Chan Soo Sen half fuck plan to keep Joo Chiat bersih.
Housing prices in Tiong Bahru sure cannot go up but instead droop man. hehe onz if you wan to open another hotel to compete with Hotel 81 there or a KTV next to Hotel 81! Juz like Serangoon Garden ppl last time scared gahment open the Bangla and Ah Tiong hotel…errr dorm there. Housing price sure depressed man, residents oso depressed! Serangoon Garden ppl KPKB as their landed property kena crowded with workers, dunno wat type of socially undesirable things can happen mah in their middle crass neghbourhood. In the end, gahment oso bochap, say the dorm will go ahead LPPL man Serangoon Garden ppl. Their MP is quite lok. Sure next GE…
Not oni is Tiong Bahru bcoming chicken market. Tiong Bahru oso close to bcoming illegal foreign worker dorm. So residents comprain, so gahment muz act when ppl comprain mah if got illegal subletting activities dat can earn gahment money. Can fine ppl for illegal subletting why not? hehe So gahment on one hand try to make ppl stay there happy, but I thinks on the other hand will still let Hotel 81 open in Tiong Bahru. At mostest they say hotel muz be daily pay, not pay by hour. Wat can Tiong Bahru residents do gahment will think. They will go Speakers’ Corner to protest dis Saturday meh? Dun anyhow say I suggest one ah! hehe
KNN dis H1N1, I is wan to go Thailand now oso scared I kenna. Sekali the agogo ahqua who gives me lap dance got H1N1 how? Then I come back to Sg and go lupsup KTV and pass to China meimei my H1N1 how? Then the China meimei pass to other humsup ppl how?
I is sibeh social responsible man! I will now cancel all Thaikok trip. Instd I will just visit Thai prawn sites and PCC at home. Not the same but life muz go on mah. Even tho H1N1 spread I not panic. I panic oni when internet down and I cannot go prawn site!
Sian man this H1N1. Heng now Khaw, the send ah gong to JB minsta, say if kenna H1N1 can go clinic cukup liao. Like dat cheap cheap, doctor sell me overpriced panadol oni. Aiyah dunno tonkat ali can cure H1N1 or not. Now recession mah muz spend within means mah. No need go CDC or Tan Tock Seng stay there and pay for my own hospital bill and kenna mean testing some more. Tan Tock Seng staff oso can relak liao as before dis they kena tekan take care of all H1N1 case. Now GP and other hospital muz help out liao. hehe SARS experience make Tan Tock Seng hospital the natural choice so they carry the burden from now till forever any disease spread by fuck, achoo and pui. Oso, those who kena H1N1 or who know ppl who got H1N1, tell us abt the hospital treatment leh, so we know wat to expect hehe. Share share your story leh but your H1N1 no need share hor.
Now H1N1 community spread bigger than imported spread liao. When skool buka next week, sure more ppl kenna infected one. Selected skool close is how to slow down spread. Working ppl who tio H1N1 and muz be MC, now got recession leh so will boss cut their pay or sack those orways keng one? Bizness will be affected. On 12th dis mth, got 6 new H1N1 case and total of 27 ppl kena dat flu. On 17th, got 17 new H1N1 case and total 66 ppl kena. Yesterday oredi got 26 new cases siah. Total now is 168 cases! Smelly smelly will reach 300 cases by next week liddat. Waaah local stock market kee, property interest upz, our H1N1 oso naik! But in H1N1 total cases we lose to our Asean frens Thailand and Philippines leh. Tsk tsk I thot Sg muz be bestest in everything? Jia you! Oi CB, I jokes oni hor.
But be serious hor. Doctors say fatality rate for H1N1 is abt 0.4-0.5% and dpds on wheder the suay person is pregnant or got other plobrem. Don see it as statistic hor. Die still means die ah. Touch wood if someone you know is dat 0.4-0.5%, touch wood Sg got no such GG case. Got hope - Japan got 739 cases but nobody mati yet.
CCB Sg F1 $$$ plan honggan liao! Fellali, Lenault, McLaren and other teams say “neh” to FIA president Max Mosley and wan to open their own car race. Sg now chum liao - buy liao F1 contract for no horse run night street race for 5 years but now all the big time racers dowan to race! Habis! Now how? Choot money liao but no F1 cars comes means no tourist comes!
Chope. Actually who would wan to buy this kind of fuckup F1 sports car is toot, can only sit one person, no CD changer, no air con and inside very hot, if rain sure kena wet and drink petrol like dunno wat, make that rrrrrrr garang engine sound for fuck. If you try sneak back late at night after fucking your PDMM mistress, the whole estate and your wife hear you come home! Jialat!
If I is Sg gahment, I tells Fellali, BMW Sauber, Toyota and the other teams dat sabo Sg F1 $$$ plan to fuck spider! Sg can still get Proton, Hafei, Geely, Tata and oso Lada (give them money to make comeback appearance!) to start their own teams in our F1! Oso fun wat see zhng Ah Tiong, Ah Neh and Msiah cars rrrrr round and round Sg Flyer! Why? See them no up issit? Yes! hehe Maybe dis time got more chance of car langgar and drivers uplorry as fuck up cars and very non-F1 standard drivers pushed until cannot tahan! See F1 car drive off with petrol hose still stuck is sibeh funny, but see car exprode when hit road wall and wheel fly until SMU down there wahhh lagi bestest! Live some more on Channel Five! Better than see Too Fast Too Furious 5!
Ask F1 to come to Sg cost at least $150 million woh! And Sg gahment hehe errr oso means Sg taxpayers ah, must choot 60% of the bill to hold F1 in Sg! Dat was the deal “HPL discount for ahem ahem” Beng and Bernie handshake with Sg gahment … Dunno wheder Sg gahment kena roberted. Wat to do, Sg gahment wan to have F1 in Sg to attract tourist $$$ mah hehe. STB think one day Sg can earn $100 millon a year siah coz of F1 tourism! Dat day heven come yet. Tankuku wait long long now. KNN hold F1 oni for 1 year and cannot even break even if these really CB F1 teams run road! Pui!!!
Oso coz of contracts with the current F1, Sg cannot buka its chiong F1 race consisting of the betrayer Mclaren, Fellali and others! We is diedie kena stuck with Beng-Bernie F1 for next 4 years! But no famous teams leh! Nahbeh I lemember liao! Like Suzhou Industrial Project nong nong time ago which Sg put many many money inside but in the end got this fake Suzhou New District dat gan our karchng! We is orways kena snooked! hehe
Saw this in a Facebook group. Thumbs up! (OK Nadya is an uber babe too. Woohoooo) Activism can take many forms and if you want to try something other than civil-political rights lobbying, why not go Green? You don’t have to be a tree-hugging long haired hippie or an eco-nazi chained to a Japanese whaler, you can just be a regular Ah Ter, Ahmad or Arumugam who turns off electrical stuff you don’t need, doesn’t waste water, bother to bring the recyclable stuff to the recycling bin the next block rather than trash it. Aite, maybe taking out the recycling trash is a tad too much for some of you (shame shame), but do that wee bit on water and electricity conservation at least. See it as, hmmm, cutting down on household costs. It is a recession after all.
Nah, the title and this rant is not a clever word-play about the World Health Organisation and its NO global travel restrictions policy as it would be disruptive to the global village. When SARS did its East Asian Takeover tour back in April 2003, WHO did wave its arms about to get people’s attention about [...]
This vid could be a reminder of the recent political changes rolled out! Looks nicer because of the cosmetic trimming, but it still didn’t change the ooomph that much as far as the length and thrust of real political change is concerned. Tsk tsk. LMAO
While saying something about the NMP structure being a permanent appendage and that the NCMP system would be expanded to allow more opposition members into parliament, the PAP govt also made some passing comments that the 6-man team GRC system will stay (groan). But there will be more SMCs in future. Woot. Net effect is [...]
H1N1! Previously known as the swine flu and almost named as the Mexican flu! If you haven’t realised it. Someone got it already on the way back from New York. Well, it was a matter of time anyway. Accept the inevitable. Still, I won’t throw or attend a flu party and try to catch [...]
(Lau kway bu secret mtg on how to kick out NMPs who fren fren with homo, underground room is vely dark um um one)
Nahbeh! Our plans to sabo Siew Kum Hong NMP chance tak jadi leh.
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